A big ben

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A high school dude with a tiny weenie who thinks he's the king of the hill, but everyone knows he's just hiding his shame and secret life.

"Big Ben? Please. He’s just a guy who thinks he’s cool, but his peenie’s smaller than my lunch.", @joshtheguy

"He acts like he’s got a life, but he’s just hiding in the closet with his mom.", @jessica23

"He’s got a secret life? I think he just eats cereal for dinner and cries.", @billybob22

A hellish clock that hates everyone, especially women, and is probably run by Hitler and Satan.

"Big Ben is the worst. It rings like a loud, angry goblin.", @lucycool123

"That clock is haunted. I swear it knows my secrets.", @mike_87

"Hitler’s in there. I think he’s just waiting for his turn to speak.", @jimmycool45

When someone does fisting with a watch on, like they’re trying to impress time itself.

"Big Ben? That’s just a guy who thinks he’s fancy with a watch on during fisting.", @sarah_hot21

"He does fisting with a watch on like it’s a fashion statement.", @jakecool22

"He wears a watch during fisting. I don’t even know what that means.", @billybob22

Having sex with a drunk girl who doesn’t want it and is being loud in a bathroom.

"Big Ben? That’s just a guy who has sex with a drunk girl in a bathroom like it’s a party.", @mike_87

"She was drunk, screaming, and I had no idea what was happening.", @sarah_hot21

"He had sex with a drunk girl in a bathroom. It was like a horror movie.", @jessica23

A lazy person who only works the minimum hours and takes every break like it’s a holiday.

"Big Ben? That’s just a guy who works the minimum hours and takes every break like it’s a party.", @joshtheguy

"He takes every break like it’s a holiday. I don’t even know how he survives.", @jakecool22

"He’s a clock watcher. He’s like a human clock.", @lucycool123

A guy who’s all about hooking up with girls and thinks he’s the king of the school.

"Big Ben? That’s just a guy who thinks he’s the king of the school and only cares about hooking up.", @sarah_hot21

"He’s like the king of the school. He just hooks up with every girl.", @joshtheguy

"He’s the guy who thinks he’s the king of the school and only cares about hooking up.", @jakecool22

A guy with red hair, big muscles, and a ton of chains who only leaves the gym to fight or shag.

"Big Ben? That’s just a guy with red hair, big muscles, and a ton of chains.", @mike_87

"He leaves the gym only to fight or shag. He’s like a monster.", @jessica23

"He’s like a superhero who only fights or shags. I don’t even know how he survives.", @lucycool123