Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You wipe your butt on their face after a butt plug session and call it a brow lift

I just did a bert on my bf after he used my face as a toilet

My girlfriend did a bert on me during a group sex party

I did a bert on my mom after she yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast

2

You take a dump on their face after a long night of butt sex and call it a brow enhancement

My roommate did a bert on me while I was taking a nap

I did a bert on my teacher after she failed me on purpose

My dog did a bert on my brother during a wrestling match

3

A guy who’s too nerdy to get laid, wears glasses, and probably cries when he loses at chess

My cousin is a bert because he still plays with Legos

That guy in math class is a bert

My neighbor is a bert because he talks to his plants

4

A guy who’s too nerdy to get laid, wears glasses, and cries at sad movies

My brother is a bert because he still uses a flip phone

That guy who talks to the principal is a bert

My mom’s friend is a bert because she wears socks with sandals

5

Your best friend, the guy who always has your back, laughs at your jokes, and is the funniest person you know

My best friend is a bert because he always helps me with homework

My homie is a bert because he never leaves me hanging

My dog is a bert because he cuddles me every night

6

The guy who drinks so much on Monday that he can’t walk straight on Tuesday

I did a bert on Monday and couldn’t walk on Tuesday

My friend did a bert and puked on the floor

My brother did a bert and fell off the couch