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A hundred dollar bill. The kind of money you need to buy pizza and pretend you're rich.

I saw a benny and almost fainted. I thought it was a hundred dollar bill. It was. I fainted.

My mom gave me a benny for my birthday. I spent it on soda and regret.

I found a benny under my couch. I screamed. I cried. I spent it on candy.

In Derbyshire and Yorkshire, to get a benny is to be so annoyed you might punch a wall.

My brother gave me a benny. I punched the wall. It hurt. I liked it.

My teacher gave me a benny. I threw my pencil. I got in trouble.

My dog gave me a benny. I threw my shoe. He licked it.

A person who likes other people of the same sex. They're called bennies because they're bent on love.

My friend is a benny. He likes boys. He told me. I laughed. He hugged me.

My cousin is a benny. She likes girls. She told me. I blushed. She kissed me.

My neighbor is a benny. He likes men. He told me. I ran. He followed.

A person who doesn't know what a beach is. They show up and act like they're in a desert.

My friend showed up at the beach. He said he was a benny. I said he was a desert rat.

My cousin showed up at the beach. She said she was a benny. I said she was a sand person.

My brother showed up at the beach. He said he was a benny. I said he was a hot dog.

A group of people who beat the crap out of one person. Like a mob, but more chaotic and less cool.

Five bennies beat me up. I cried. I ran. I got a bruise.

My friends were bennies. They beat up my brother. He cried. He ran. He got a bruise.

My class was bennies. They beat up my teacher. She cried. She ran. She got a bruise.

When you make out with your partner in front of your friends and then ask to take home half the food. You brought cheese and crackers. You're a fool.

I made out with my girlfriend in front of my friends. I asked for half the food. I got cheese and crackers. I was a fool.

I made out with my boyfriend in front of my friends. I asked for half the food. I got cheese and crackers. I was a fool.

I made out with my partner in front of my friends. I asked for half the food. I got cheese and crackers. I was a fool.

A dance from a viral song. It's weird. It looks like you're playing an accordion. It's called The Benni.

I did The Benni. It looked like I was playing an accordion. My friends laughed.

My sister did The Benni. It looked like she was playing an accordion. My brother cried.

My dog did The Benni. It looked like he was playing an accordion. I laughed. I cried.