a beiber

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A beiber is a tiny weenie that’s so small it makes your manhood look like a hot dog.

My cousin’s beiber is so small, it’s like he was born with a pencil in his pants.

He called me a beiber because I only have two fingers and a noodle.

My dog’s beiber is bigger than mine.

A beiber is the worst insult you can ever get. It’s like being called a failure, but way worse.

My mom called my brother a beiber because he failed math and still thinks he’s cool.

My teacher called me a beiber because I fell asleep during her lecture.

My friend got called a beiber because he ate my lunch and didn’t say thank you.

A beiber is when a woman who acts like she’s 25 gets hit on by a boy who looks like a baby and acts like he’s 14.

My sister got checked out by a beiber in the mall and he asked her for her number.

My friend’s mom got hit on by a beiber who was still wearing his pajamas.

My teacher saw a beiber trying to flirt with the principal and got mad.

A beiber is when two guys are doing a double blowjob and one of them is fingering the other’s butt like it’s a job.

My uncle and his friend did a beiber at the party and it was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

My brother and his friend did a beiber in the garage and it smelled like old pizza.

At the gym, I saw two guys doing a beiber and it looked like they were trying to kill each other.

A beiber is another word for a b*tch. It’s used when someone is being annoying or the day is going bad.

My mom called me a beiber because I spilled my cereal on the floor.

My teacher called the class a beiber because they were all talking at once.

I called my brother a beiber because he took my last cookie.

A beiber is when a kid is still a baby and looks like they’re stuck in the middle of childhood.

My cousin is a beiber because he’s 14 and still wears his baby blanket to school.

My friend’s brother is a beiber because he cries when he gets a B on his test.

My teacher said I was a beiber because I still use crayons instead of pencils.

A beiber is when you throw up so hard, it looks like you’re trying to take out your enemies.

At the party, I did a beiber because I drank too much soda.

My brother did a beiber after eating five tacos and a burrito.

My dog did a beiber after eating my homework.