A Behemoth Who Sacrificed Their Psychology To Be An Esoteric Striker

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A giant who threw away their brain to become a weird kicker who hits the ball with magic.
I tried to talk to him, but he just stared at the sky like it was giving him a math test.
He kicked the ball so hard, it made the ref cry.
He said the ball was talking to him. I said it was probably just tired.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A monster who lost their mind to become a strange striker who hits the ball like it owes him money.
He kicked the ball so fast, it almost broke the net’s face.
He told the ball it was ugly. The ball hit him back.
He’s not crazy, he’s just negotiating with the ball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A huge freak who gave up thinking to be a weird striker who kicks the ball like it wronged him.
He kicked the ball so hard, the crowd thought it was a karate chop.
He told the ball he was going to be rich. The ball didn’t believe him.
He’s not weird, he’s just arguing with the ball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A giant who lost their brain to become a strange striker who kicks the ball like it hates him.
He kicked the ball so fast, it almost ran away.
He told the ball it was lazy. The ball told him he was dumb.
He’s not dumb, he’s just having a conversation with the ball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A monster who gave up thinking to be a weird striker who hits the ball like it stole his lunch.
He kicked the ball so hard, it flew into the stands and landed in someone’s soup.
He told the ball he was hungry. The ball told him to eat a brick.
He’s not hungry, he’s just mad at the ball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A giant who threw away their brain to be a strange striker who kicks the ball like it gave him a bad grade.
He kicked the ball so fast, it looked like it was running from a teacher.
He told the ball it was a bad student. The ball told him he was a worse teacher.
He’s not a bad teacher, he’s just grading the ball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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