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hitting a woman in the face with your flaccid penis like it's a baseball bat and you're the worst batter in the league
He got a beating from the love truncheon because he tried to hit her with his soft noodle.
She said it was the worst slap she'd ever felt, and his penis was still hard enough to kill a man.
He did it in public, and now everyone calls him 'The Love Truncheon King'.