Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

fiddling with your junk like a kid with a bag of candy

He was doing a beat of meat in the back of the bus and got caught by the bus driver.

She texted him, 'Are you still doing that beat of meat?'

He tried to do a beat of meat while eating a burger and failed.

2

the act of jerking off in a very public place

He did a beat of meat in the grocery store and got yelled at by the manager.

She saw him doing a beat of meat in the park and laughed.

He tried to do a beat of meat in a Zoom meeting and it was awkward.

3

when a butcher gets too excited and forgets his job to go play with his meat

The butcher was doing a beat of meat instead of cutting the meat and got fired.

He told his coworkers, 'I’m going to do a beat of meat in the back room.'

He forgot to close the butcher shop because he was doing a beat of meat.

4

a British way of saying you’re getting off and not caring who sees you

He did a beat of meat in the train station and no one cared.

She said, 'I’m going to do a beat of meat in the middle of the street.'

He did a beat of meat on the bus and got a laugh from everyone.

5

the act of touching yourself and pretending it’s not a big deal

He was doing a beat of meat in the library and got a weird look from the librarian.

She said, 'I do a beat of meat every night before bed.'

He did a beat of meat in front of his mom and got grounded.

6

a way of getting off that involves your hand and your junk

He did a beat of meat in the restaurant and got kicked out.

She told her friend, 'I’m doing a beat of meat right now.'

He did a beat of meat in the car and got caught by his dad.

7

another word for getting off, like it’s the most normal thing in the world

He said, 'I’m going to do a beat of meat after work.'

She did a beat of meat in the gym and got a laugh from everyone.

He told his friend, 'I can’t stop doing a beat of meat.'