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A woman who dates a gay guy just so no one finds out he's a faggot.

My cousin dated Jake for a year and still doesn't know he's a twink.

Sarah's mom thinks she's getting a husband, but it's just a guy who likes boys.

The school principal's girlfriend is a beard. Everyone knows it, but no one says anything.

A girl who a homosexual man dates or marries just to hide the fact that he's a pansy.

Tom married Karen just to keep his job. No one wants to know he's a fag.

The principal's beard is his niece. It's awkward at parent-teacher meetings.

He's been dating Lisa for two years and still hasn't told her he's a queer.

A woman who dates a gay guy without knowing she's helping him hide that he's a sissy.

Lisa thinks she's dating a guy, but he's just faking it for the gym.

She doesn't know she's the beard. He's been lying for years.

He told her he was straight. She believed him. She's a fool.

A beard is how long it takes to get somewhere, measured in how much facial hair you can grow while you're there.

It took 30 minutes to get to the café. He grew a full beard in that time.

He left home with a clean face and came back with a beard. That’s how long it took.

He had a full beard by the time he got to the store. That’s a beard.

A beard is 30 minutes, the time it takes for a woman to grow facial hair.

Mrs. Rhodes had a beard by the time she got to class. She's a legend.

She left the house clean-shaven and came back with a beard. That's 30 minutes.

A beard is 30 minutes, and Mrs. Rhodes is the best at it.

A boy or girl who a celebrity hires to be their fake boyfriend or girlfriend just to look cool.

The singer has a fake girlfriend. She's just there for the photos.

He's got a fake boyfriend. They don't even like each other.

The pop star's fake girlfriend is just there for the fame.

When a pop star is gay, they get a fake girlfriend to hide it. Everyone laughs about it.

The singer's fake girlfriend is just there for the pictures. Everyone knows it's a joke.

They're dating for the cameras. No one believes it.

He's got a girlfriend. Everyone knows she's fake.