a-bear-tion

I tried to sleep and that bear was yelling at me like my mom

The bear was so loud I thought it was my brother doing a dance routine

I hit that bear so hard I think it got a bruise on its face

That bear was like my annoying cousin at Thanksgiving

I had to smash it with a sledgehammer because it was being a pain

The bear was just being a loudmouth and I couldn't take it anymore

I was mad and that bear got the brunt of it

I hit that bear so hard I think it cried

The bear was just in the wrong place at the wrong time