Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bean-shaped cock made out of beans and sometimes meatballs. It’s like a bean sandwich with a side of cum.

I tried to use my beanis and it looked like a bean burrito.

My beanis is so big, it has its own zip code.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try my beanis, she said no and left.

2

How far back you wear your beanie on your head. The further back, the bigger your head looks and the more of a dork you are.

My beanie is so far back, I look like a confused owl.

I wear my beanie so far back, my forehead is now a hat.

My beanie is so far back, my brain is about to escape.

3

A wooly hat worn by cold people and skaters. It’s for people who can’t feel their ears and think they’re cool.

I wear my beanie so I don’t look like a frozen chicken.

My beanie keeps me warm, but my brain is still frozen.

My beanie is so worn out, it looks like it’s been through a war.

4

A state of being drunk and dumb. You talk nonsense, flirt with ugly girls, and do things you’ll regret later.

I got so beanis drunk, I tried to kiss my brother’s dog.

Beanis made me text my ex and say I miss her, then delete it.

I got beanis and tried to ride a bike while eating pizza.

5

A girl who’s so hot, she could make a monk lose his religion. She’s smart, pretty, and you’ll never look at anyone else again.

I saw Beanie and my heart exploded.

Beanie walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.

Beanie smiled and I became a lovesick puppy.

6

A guy who’s cute, funny, and knows how to make you laugh. He’s like your best friend, but with better hair.

Beany made me laugh so hard, I cried.

Beany told me a joke and I forgot my own name.

Beany is the only guy who can make me giggle like a 5-year-old.

7

A giant clit that looks like a cock. It’s the kind of thing that makes men jealous and women confused.

Beanie’s got a beanie and it’s huge.

I saw Beanie’s beanie and I lost my mind.

Beanie’s beanie is so big, it’s a full-time job.