Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone’s face looks like it was hit by a brick and a bag of dirt, and it’s so ugly it makes you want to punch Beaker in the face.

My cousin’s face after he ate 12 tacos and cried

My teacher’s face when I threw a paper airplane at her

My dog’s face when he saw a vacuum cleaner

2

Robert Sykes, the guy who looks like he forgot his face at home, and it’s always yelling, ‘Me me me me me me me me’

My brother when he gets a C on a test

My neighbor when he sees a spider

My mom when I eat the last slice of pizza

3

When a girl with a nose like a carrot shoves it all the way up a guy’s butt, and it’s like a horror movie but with more nose.

My sister when she was mad at my brother

My cousin’s girlfriend when she found out he cheated

My friend when he got caught eating my sandwich

4

A name for a Kansas fan, and it’s like calling them the worst team ever, but with more hatred.

My friend when he got kicked out of a game

My dad when he saw a KU fan

My brother when he lost to a KU fan

5

Someone who talks about themselves all day, like Beaker, but with more me and less actual life.

My teacher when she talks about her cat all day

My mom when she tells me about her day

My friend when he talks about himself in every conversation

6

When someone licks two sets of testicles in one night, and it’s like a buffet of butt stuff from two different races.

My brother when he had too much to drink

My friend when he was dared

My cousin when he wanted to be weird

7

Junk food that looks like it was made by a mad scientist, and it’s so bad it makes you want to throw it at a wall.

My lunch when I ate too much candy

My brother’s snack when he got a bad grade

My mom’s breakfast when she was mad at me