A Barnsley

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A semi-erect penis that appears outta nowhere, like when Barnsley shocked everyone by getting to the semi-finals in 2008.

"Barnsley with an unexpected semi!", the commentator, who probably hasn't had a proper meal in weeks

My mate got a semi when Barnsley made it to the semi-finals, I don't know why he's still single

I had a semi-erect penis at the FA Cup semi, all because of Barnsley

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A town in South Yorkshire that people hate without even knowing it. Full of friendly people who speak like they’re drunk and have been mining for decades.

My cousin moved to Barnsley and now speaks like a drunk miner, it’s terrifying

I hate Barnsley, but I’ve never been there, it’s just a town on a map

They made a movie about Barnsley, and it’s called 'Brassed Off', sounds like a bad time

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A town that people mock for no reason. It’s got dumb people and a useless council, but it’s just like every other town in England, except worse.

Barnsley’s council is worse than my mum’s cooking, and that’s saying something

People laugh at Barnsley, but it’s just like any other town, with more morons

I live in Barnsley and I don’t even know why people hate it, it’s just normal

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A town that’s misunderstood because half of it is full of morons, and the other half just wants to get away from them.

Barnsley’s split in two, half the people are morons, the other half just wants to escape

The half of Barnsley that’s not morons is like me, trying to get out of there

I’m from the half of Barnsley that just wants to leave, the other half is still mining

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you get a semi-erect penis outta nowhere, like when Barnsley makes it to the semi-finals of something important.

Barnsley made it to the semi-finals, and I got a semi, it’s like the team gives me wood

I had a semi when Barnsley made it to the semi, my wife called me a fool

Barnsley in the semi, I had a semi, and I didn’t even need a beer

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A town in South Yorkshire full of inbreds and people who think 'teacakes' are a food group. They hate everyone who isn’t from there.

Barnsley thinks teacakes are the best food, I don’t even know what that is

My cousin from Barnsley says he’s not from there, I don’t believe him

Barnsley has gates that look like they’re trying to keep everyone out, not welcoming

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A place full of people with weird accents and dumb habits, like mining and making up words that no one understands.

Barnsley people talk like they’ve been mining for 100 years, it’s confusing

I went to Barnsley and they said 'strong in't arm, thick in't head', I didn’t know what that meant

They make up words in Barnsley, like 'in't', it’s the worst

by Slangipedia 16d ago