Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You give a guy a blow job and you sing the 'I Love You Song' from Barney like you're trying to get him to pass you a test.

I blew him a job and sang the Barney song like it was the final exam.

She gave him a BJ and sang Barney like he was her personal tutor.

He got a blow job and a Barney song like he was in a group project.

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2

A purple dinosaur in a suit who hangs out at kids' schools and sings songs, unless a teacher or cop shows up, then he turns into a tiny doll and runs like a little bitch.

Barney was singing to the kids until the principal walked in and he turned into a tiny doll.

He was having a party with the kids until a cop showed up and he turned into a toy.

Barney was happy until a teacher came in and he became a tiny, scared doll.

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3

A cop who can’t catch a break and acts like a kid who just got a gold star.

That cop was so bad at his job, he looked like he just got a sticker.

The cop was so clumsy, he looked like he was on Barney's team.

That cop was so high on sugar, he acted like a kid who just got a toy.

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4

Kids go crazy for Barney, and some think he's better than their parents because he never gets mad and everything is always happy.

My kid thinks Barney is better than me because he never yells at him.

She said Barney is her best friend and I’m just a side dish.

He thinks Barney is his dad because Barney never gets mad.

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5

A British way to say you're about to get your ass kicked.

He said 'barney' and I knew I was in trouble.

She told me 'barney' and I ran out of the room.

He said 'barney' and I knew I was going down.

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6

The worst enemy in the universe. He must be killed. No mercy. No second chances.

Barney is the worst enemy and he must die.

I’m going to destroy Barney because he’s the worst.

Barney is the devil and I will kill him.

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7

A mix of everclear and mountain dew. It hits you like a ton of bricks and leaves you laughing like a madman.

I drank that Barney drink and I was laughing like I was high.

That drink got me wasted and I was dancing like a fool.

I mixed everclear and dew and I was flying.

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