Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A barn in Arkansas is when someone is so ugly it looks like a pig got hit by a truck and died in a cornfield.

My cousin’s ex is a barn in Arkansas.

That guy from the bar looked like a barn in Arkansas.

My mom said my brother’s girlfriend is a barn in Arkansas.

2

If you see a barn in Arkansas, it means you’re looking at someone who’s been abandoned by God and the internet.

My teacher called my dog a barn in Arkansas.

My friend’s uncle is a barn in Arkansas.

My brother’s girlfriend’s mom is a barn in Arkansas.

3

A barn in Arkansas is like a toilet clogged with hair and regret.

My neighbor is a barn in Arkansas.

My gym teacher is a barn in Arkansas.

My sister’s cat is a barn in Arkansas.

4

A barn in Arkansas is when you look at someone and think they got dumped by a cow.

My friend’s mom is a barn in Arkansas.

My boss is a barn in Arkansas.

My cousin’s pet rat is a barn in Arkansas.

5

If someone is a barn in Arkansas, it means they’re so ugly, even the chickens ran away.

My dog’s best friend is a barn in Arkansas.

My grandma’s cousin is a barn in Arkansas.

My friend’s pet turtle is a barn in Arkansas.

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A barn in Arkansas is when you see someone so ugly, it looks like a war broke out in a mud pit.

My dad’s friend is a barn in Arkansas.

My teacher’s pet is a barn in Arkansas.

My friend’s dog’s brother is a barn in Arkansas.