Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who looks like she stepped out of a beauty ad and has no idea how bad she smells.

My cousin thinks she's hot. She’s just a walking Instagram filter.

She walks in, everyone stares. Then they all leave. She doesn’t get it.

She’s the reason I don’t date. She’s like a unicorn who also has a 40-year-old body.

2

When a group of people laugh at a girl who’s too pretty, too happy, and too dumb to know she’s being roasted.

They called her a Barbie at lunch. She just smiled and took a bite of her taco.

He made a joke about her being a ‘plastic princess.’ She laughed like it was a compliment.

They roasted her for 20 minutes. She didn’t even know what a roast was.

3

A cheap, fake blonde who thinks she’s the main character of a romance novel and has no idea what a real woman is.

She bought 10 Barbies for her kid. She didn’t know why her kid was crying.

She bought one and then 10 more. She didn’t know why the kid was upset.

She got a job at the mall to afford all the plastic dolls she bought.

4

A song that’s played in every car commercial and makes you want to die.

I heard that song and I almost crashed my car.

My mom plays it every morning. I don’t know why.

That song is stuck in my head. I can’t get it out.

5

A girl who’s tough, cute, and doesn’t give a damn about what anyone says.

She told the guys to shut up and just walked away.

She didn’t care when they laughed at her. She just smiled and left.

She came in, said ‘what,’ and everyone was quiet.

6

A fake doll that tells girls they should be perfect, have no body issues, and never get older.

She bought her first Barbie at 5. Now she’s 25 and still buys them.

She thinks her mom is a fake person. She doesn’t know why.

She still believes that her hips are narrow enough to fit a baby. She’s not wrong.

7

A fake girl who has had way too many jobs, owns way too many cars, and has a kid who still thinks she’s a mom.

She was a lawyer, a mom, and a astronaut. She’s never been to space.

She has a bunch of cars, but she can’t afford a single one.

She’s a mom, but she’s not even a real woman.