a barbara

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A barbara is a she-male who thinks she’s already a man. She’s got a face like a raccoon and a voice like a broken kazoo.

Barbara: 'I’m not transitioning, I’m just taking a lunch break.'

Barbara walked into a bar and the barista asked, 'Is that a face or a punishment?'

Barbara tried to do a man’s job and failed at it.

A barbara is a loud, messy, fake person who thinks she’s the best at everything, even when she’s clearly not.

Barbara yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup, even though it was still soup.

Barbara tried to dance and fell flat on her face.

Barbara cried when her hair didn’t look perfect.

A barbara is a girl who thinks she’s perfect, but she’s just average with a big ego.

Barbara told everyone she could sing, then everyone laughed at her.

Barbara said she was the best at everything, but she actually sucked at most things.

Barbara cried when no one believed she was perfect.

A barbara is a girl who everyone loves, even though she’s kind of annoying.

Barbara smiled at everyone, even the guy who stole her wallet.

Barbara said she was a model, but she looked like a confused potato.

Barbara had a perfect face, but her personality was a disaster.

A barbara is the sweetest, most caring person in the world, but she’s also a terrible cook who burns everything.

Barbara made a cake and it looked like a bomb exploded in it.

Barbara tried to cook and the smoke alarm went off.

Barbara said she was the best mother, but her kids ran away from her.

A barbara is a hot, mysterious woman who thinks she’s a queen and everyone else is a peasant.

Barbara walked into a room and everyone bowed to her.

Barbara said she was royalty, even though she was wearing a pizza box as a hat.

Barbara believed she was a queen, but she actually had no idea what a queen was.

A barbara is a graceful, fancy lady who takes forever to get ready and thinks she’s the most important person in the world.

Barbara spent 45 minutes on her hair and still looked like a confused raccoon.

Barbara thought she was the most important person, even though she was just a model.

Barbara took forever to get ready, but she still looked like she was wearing a pizza.