a Baker's Shit ton

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A whole lot of stuff that makes your brain explode and your pants leak.

I got a Baker's Shit Ton of homework. My brain is melting.

She brought a Baker's Shit Ton of snacks. My stomach is screaming.

This Baker's Shit Ton of problems is gonna make me cry.

So much of something it feels like you’re gonna die from the weight of it.

He brought a Baker's Shit Ton of pizza. I’m gonna die from happiness.

That Baker's Shit Ton of dirt is gonna kill me.

This Baker's Shit Ton of chores is gonna make me a ghost.

A pile so big it could bury a whole bakery and still have time to laugh.

That Baker's Shit Ton of cookies is gonna bury me.

This Baker's Shit Ton of bread is gonna make me a sandwich.

A Baker's Shit Ton of cake is gonna make me a human dessert.

So many things it feels like you’re in a war with a bakery and you’re losing.

That Baker's Shit Ton of muffins is winning the war.

This Baker's Shit Ton of pastries is like a pastry army.

I got a Baker's Shit Ton of donuts. I'm doomed.

More than enough of something to make you wish you were dead.

That Baker's Shit Ton of pies is gonna kill me.

This Baker's Shit Ton of bread is making me sick.

I got a Baker's Shit Ton of cookies. I’m gonna die from joy.