a baker

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A baker is a person so dumb he makes everyone around him look smart by comparison. The word bakered means you are so fucked up you can't even remember your own name.
Corey Baker turned a simple pie into a disaster that made the whole school cry.
I got bakered after eating three pies and a whole bag of chips.
He got bakered so bad he fell out of his chair.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To baker something is to make it look like it was hit by a truck and then set on fire. No one knows how it happened, but it was absolutely glorious.
She bakered the project so bad it looked like it was run over by a bus.
He bakered the test so hard the teacher cried.
The cake got bakered when the oven exploded.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A baker is a guy who takes the first cream pie a girl ever gets. He's not cute. He's not charming. He's just there to steal your pie.
He took the first cream pie I ever got. I cried.
My friend got bakered by some weird guy at the mall.
She got a pie, then a baker showed up and stole it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bakered item is something that looks like it got kicked by a donkey and then hit by a brick. It’s broken, it’s bruised, and it doesn't care.
The cake looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
The pie was so bakered it looked like it had been attacked by a dog.
That shirt got bakered so bad it looked like it had been in a fight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Bakersfield is a town so boring it makes your brain fall asleep. People there don’t know what fun is. They just sit there and stare at the sky.
I went to Bakersfield and didn’t talk to anyone for a week.
Bakersfield is the worst place I’ve ever been.
My cousin lives in Bakersfield and he’s the saddest person I know.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A baker comment is a dumb thing someone says that has nothing to do with the conversation. It’s like a random interruption from a guy who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
He said, 'I’m going to London next week.' No one asked him that.
She said, 'I’m taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.' Why?
He said, 'I’m buying a firm.' No one wanted to hear that.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To baker is to blow something up while throwing your arm up like you're the king of the world. You do it because you're too dumb to know any better.
He bakered the whole room by blowing up the cake.
She bakered the classroom by yelling and throwing her arm up.
He bakered the party so hard it made the lights flicker.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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