a bag of mikey

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when your brain feels like it’s been run over by a bus and then left to rot in a ditch.

I woke up and my dog was crying. I knew it was a bag of mikey.

My ex just texted me a photo of my cat wearing a clown hat. That’s a bag of mikey.

I got fired and my boss said 'I’ll see you in court.' That’s a bag of mikey.

a man who thinks the internet is a group of middle schoolers trying to crash his computer with a spoon.

He yelled at the printer like it was a thief who stole his soul. Classic bag of mikey.

He changed his password to 'password123' and called it a 'security measure.' That’s a bag of mikey.

He tried to explain the internet to his mom. That’s a bag of mikey.