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a magical thing that keeps you from dying in the morning
My bag of joe is the only reason I'm still alive.
I’d rather be hit by a bus than skip my bag of joe.
That bag of joe is like a superhero in a cup.
a bag of joe
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the only thing that can make a bad day slightly less bad
I had the worst day ever, but my bag of joe made it okay.
My boss yelled at me, but my bag of joe yelled back.
That bag of joe saved my soul today.
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the reason you’re still talking to people and not screaming into the void
I haven’t had my bag of joe, and I’m already screaming.
My bag of joe is the only thing keeping me from quitting.
Without my bag of joe, I’d be a ghost in the office.