a-bag

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A tool for being a total waste of space. Also a guy who tries so hard to be cool he ends up looking like a total idiot.
My cousin is such an a-bag, he tried to join the band and failed at that too.
That guy at the gym is an a-bag, he flexes like he’s in a movie.
My teacher called me an a-bag because I tried to be funny and failed.
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A bag that’s full of bags. Like a bag inside a bag inside a bag. It’s like the ultimate drug storage system.
The dealer had a bag of bags, and it looked like a bag of candy.
I bought a bag of bags and it was full of junk.
My mom keeps a bag of bags in the kitchen, and it’s full of snacks.
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A bag that’s full of bags. It’s like a bag inside a bag. You get these when you go shopping, and they’re useful until they turn into a giant mess.
I got a bag full of bags from the store, and it was like getting a gift from heaven.
My bag full of bags is now full of trash.
I tried to use my bag full of bags to carry my lunch, and it fell apart.
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Heroin in a bag, sealed tight so you can’t mess it up. It’s the best kind of bag, and it’s sold on the street.
That guy on the corner sells heroin in a bag, and it’s the best I’ve ever had.
My friend got a bag of heroin and it was the best part of his day.
The heroin in the bag was so good, I forgot about my problems.
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When two guys take off all their clothes, touch each other’s junk, and become bag brothers. It’s like a gay version of blood brothers.
My friend and his buddy became bag brothers, and it was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.
I watched two guys become bag brothers, and it was like a weird ceremony.
My cousin tried to become a bag brother and failed because he was too shy.
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A bag is just a bag. It doesn’t mean anything else. It’s just a bag.
My bag is just a bag, and that’s all it is.
The bag is a bag, and that’s all it’s ever going to be.
My bag is just a bag, and I don’t need anything else.
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A bunch of money you get all at once. Like winning the lottery or robbing a bank.
I got a bag of money from robbing a bank, and it was the best day of my life.
My friend got a bag of money from a hustle, and he’s rich now.
I got a bag of money from my mom, and it was the best part of my day.
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