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When a rat or a cat shows up like a rude guest and you bolt out of there screaming like a messed-up chicken.

I was napping and a rat came in, and I ran out like I was being chased by a fire truck.

My cat walked in and I screamed like I was being tortured.

I was eating a sandwich and a rat popped out of nowhere, and I dropped it like it was on fire.

A rat or a cat shows up and you run like you just saw your mom in a dress made of socks.

I was watching TV and my cat walked in and I ran out like I had a death wish.

A rat showed up and I ran like I was late for my own funeral.

I was eating pizza and a cat walked in, and I ran out like I was being attacked by a gang of raccoons.

When a rat or a cat comes in and you leave like you were kicked by a donkey and also cursed.

I was taking a nap and a cat walked in, and I ran out like I was being exiled from the kingdom.

A rat showed up, and I ran out like I was being chased by a ghost with a chainsaw.

I was eating cereal and a cat walked in, and I ran like I was being threatened by a thousand spiders.