a bad en

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A bad en is when you're high as a kite and then you end up crying in a toilet because your brain turned to mush.

After snorting my mom's old meth, I cried in a public toilet and yelled, 'I hate my life!'

My friend took a bad en and started screaming about aliens in the microwave.

I had a bad en and thought my dog was trying to steal my soul.

A bad en is like your brain went on a bender and forgot how to function.

My bad en started when I tried to eat a whole pizza and then passed out on the floor.

I had a bad en and thought my roommate was a robot sent to destroy me.

During my bad en, I tried to text my ex and ended up texting my mom's cat.

A bad en is when you're so messed up you think your pants are alive and trying to escape.

I had a bad en and tried to wrestle my pants to the floor like they were a wrestling opponent.

My bad en was so bad I started talking to the ceiling and it didn't respond.

During my bad en, I thought my socks were plotting against me.

A bad en is when you're high and then your brain decides to throw a tantrum.

I had a bad en and started yelling at my mirror like it was my ex.

My bad en was so bad I tried to eat my phone and it wouldn’t work.

During my bad en, I thought my fridge was trying to kidnap me.

A bad en is when you're high and then your brain takes a sabbatical and doesn’t come back for days.

My bad en was so bad I took a nap in a cereal box and dreamed about aliens.

I had a bad en and tried to run away from my shadow.

During my bad en, I thought my dog was trying to speak French.

A bad en is when you're high and then your brain decides to start a war with your body.

I had a bad en and tried to punch my stomach because it wouldn’t stop laughing.

My bad en was so bad I started a fight with my blanket.

During my bad en, I thought my arms were trying to betray me.