A Babadook

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A Polish way to call the biggest ghost you ever seen. Like the ghost of your worst nightmare.

"I saw the Babadook in my closet and I ran out screaming!", @ScaryGhostFan

"My cousin said the Babadook came to eat his homework.", @MomOf3

"I think the Babadook is my uncle. He’s always hiding in the pantry.", @CrazyAuntLynn

A Middle Eastern way to say your butt is bigger than a mountain. Like a donkey’s butt after a long ride.

"My uncle’s butt is the Babadook.", @ButtLover123

"That woman has the Babadook for a butt.", @ButtEnvy

"I got the Babadook for my birthday. It came with a fanny pack.", @FannyPackFan

A gay legend. The guy who started the party and never left. Everyone loves him.

"The Babadook is my hero. He walks in and everyone starts dancing.", @PartyAnimal69

"That guy is the Babadook. He’s my favorite.", @GayIconFan

"I wish I was the Babadook. I’d have a hundred boyfriends.", @BoyfriendDreamer"

When a woman suddenly pulls her fist out of nowhere and slaps your face. You love it.

"My mom pulled out her fist like the Babadook and I laughed.", @FistLove

"He got fisted by a woman and he was happy.", @FistedMan123

"That lady came out of nowhere and fisted me like the Babadook.", @FistSurprise"

A butt. The kind of butt that makes everyone stare. The kind of butt that screams, "Look at me!"

"That girl’s butt is the Babadook. Everyone stares at her.", @AssWorship

"I wish I had the Babadook for a butt.", @ButtDreamer

"His butt is so big, it’s the Babadook.", @BigButtBro"

A crazy old lady who eats nuts and stares at you like you owe her money. She’s got the eyes of a horny old man.

"My grandma is the Babadook. She eats nuts and stares at me like I stole her money.", @CrazyGrannyFan

"That lady is the Babadook. She’s got the eyes of a man who just got fisted.", @GrannyEyes

"She’s the Babadook. She eats nuts and dances like no one’s watching.", @DancingGranny"

A baby that’s loud and ugly. Like a baby that screams and smells like old socks.

"That baby is the Babadook. It screams and smells like a sock drawer.", @UglyBabyFan

"My brother’s baby is the Babadook. It’s loud and ugly.", @BabyHater

"That baby is the Babadook. It’s the worst thing ever.", @WorstBabyEver"