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Porn that’s like a bad road trip, you only remember the good parts and skip everything else because it’s garbage.

I watched that whole movie just to rewatch the 10-minute part where they kissed.

My phone died after the first 2 minutes, and I still had a hard-on.

I fast-forward through the boring bits like they’re a bad roommate.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The kind of porn where you just want to yell at the people in it for being so bad at their job.

I had to pause the video every time he messed up his lines.

She looked like she was trying to remember what her name was.

He was so confused I thought he was doing a magic trick.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Porn that only has two good moments, you start at A and finish at B, and that’s it, nothing else matters.

I watched that video 12 times just to focus on those two parts.

I skipped the whole middle because it was like watching paint dry.

I only remember the beginning and the end, the rest was a blur.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The kind of porn that’s like watching a train crash, you know it’s bad, but you still can’t look away.

I watched it just to see how bad it was.

It was so bad I had to turn it off and then turned it back on.

I was laughing so hard I cried.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Porn that only has the good bits, you fast-forward through all the junk to get to the part that makes you cum.

I skipped the first 20 minutes just to get to the good part.

I watched it 5 times because the good part was worth it.

I had to rewind every time I missed it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Porn that’s like a bad breakfast, you only want the good parts and throw the rest away.

I watched the first minute, then threw the rest away like it was burnt toast.

I skipped the middle because it was like eating a soggy waffle.

I only ate the good part and left the rest in the trash.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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