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Assault and Robbery is when cops get real mad and start chasing people like they're on a mission from God. It's also when people get beat up and get their stuff stolen. Real rough business.
Cops pulled up in a squad car like it was the apocalypse. A and R, baby!
He got A and R'd in the parking lot. Now he's got a black eye and no wallet.
A and R is just a fancy way of saying 'get your ass kicked and lose your stuff.'
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Rest and Relaxation is what you need after being yelled at by your mom, your boss, and your ex all at once. It's like a vacation for your brain.
I need R and R, or I'm gonna scream in the middle of the grocery store.
After that meeting, I had to take a full day of R and R. I slept through the entire weekend.
R and R is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm too tired to be mad anymore.'
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Simple: Rest and relaxation. It's the only thing that can save you after a long day of being yelled at, being ignored, and being treated like a doormat.
I only had time for 10 minutes of R and R before my boss called me back to work.
After that presentation, I needed R and R just to remember my own name.
R and R is the only thing that keeps me from crying in front of my coworkers.
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Rest and relaxation is the magic spell that turns your tired brain into a happy brain. It’s when you stop caring about everything and just want to chill.
After that nightmare of a shift, I needed R and R just to survive my own thoughts.
I used to think R and R was a myth. Then I took a nap and believed it.
R and R is like a magic potion for people who’ve been through hell.
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Rum and Ritalin is when you drink like a sailor and take pills like a mad scientist. It's like being drunk but still trying to look cool.
I had Rum and Ritalin last night, and I talked to my ex's ex's ex. Don't ask.
Rum and Ritalin is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm drunk but I still have my brain.'
That kid had Rum and Ritalin and tried to solve the universe. It didn't work.
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Read and Review is when fanfic writers are like, 'I'll write this whole story for free if you just read it and tell me what you think.' And you're like, 'Okay, fine, I'll do it.'
Read and Review, or I'm gonna throw your story in the trash like it's a bad idea.
Read and Review is the only way I get paid for writing this nonsense.
Read and Review is just a fancy way of saying 'please don't make me write another chapter.'
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Raisins and more raisins is when you're eating so many raisins that you're like, 'why is my mouth full of raisins and why am I still eating them?'
I had raisins and more raisins for dinner. Now my brain is raisin-shaped.
Raisins and more raisins is like a raisin version of a food coma.
I ate so many raisins, my friends thought I was being tortured.
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