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This is when a bouncer grabs your ass and collar like a meathead and slams you out the door like a sack of garbage. You hit the floor face-first and wonder why you ever drank that third beer.
I got a and c'd out of the bar because I tried to fight the DJ.
My friend got flung out like a ragdoll after he yelled at the bartender.
I got tossed out like a broken toy after I bit the guy next to me.
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This is when you post your art or your writing and people give you their two cents, which is mostly just trash talk and random insults.
My drawing got 20 comments, and 18 of them were 'this is trash' and 'you’re a bad artist.'
I posted my poem, and someone said it was 'worse than my ex’s cooking.'
My comic got 3 likes and 10 comments calling me a 'disgrace to the art world.'
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This is when you pick a path in a game and it might make you fail or miss out on cool stuff. It’s like when you choose the wrong door and get stuck with a bunch of puny goblins.
I chose to save the princess and got stuck fighting 100 goblins.
I picked the wrong quest and missed the cool dragon fight.
I skipped the quest and now I can’t beat the final boss.
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This is what Kirby looks like when he’s just typing. It’s like a cartoon character sitting at a computer, making the most basic of messages.
Kirby typed, ‘Hello, I am Kirby.’ And that was it.
He posted, ‘I like apples.’ And that was the most exciting thing all day.
Kirby just said, ‘I am Kirby. I like to eat.’ And that was it.
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This is a game where you build your army and then crush the other team like they’re a bunch of weaklings. It’s also when you and your friends try to beat the other group like it’s a wrestling match.
We built a whole army and crushed the other team like they were ants.
My friends and I did a C and C action and won by just screaming at the other group.
We played C and C and it turned into a full-blown war in the middle of the school.
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This is a drug that will make you high, but if you take too much, it can kill you. It’s got some weird stuff in it that your liver doesn’t like.
I took 10 of those and ended up in the hospital because I tried to die.
My friend OD’d on cordicidin and now he’s a ghost.
I took three and got so high I thought my teacher was a dragon.
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This is when people post their thoughts and opinions about your work. It’s like being in a classroom and the whole class is just making fun of your essay.
I got 10 comments and 5 of them said, ‘This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.’
My poem was called ‘the worst thing since sliced bread’ and I was offended.
I posted my drawing and people said it was ‘like a toddler drew it’.
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