Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid excuse to change the subject when things get too messy.

'So what's your problem?' 'I don't know. Let's talk about your face.'

He said 'I'm not mad' then changed the topic to his ex's new dog.

She started crying about her lunch and suddenly said 'Let's talk about your mom!'

2

When someone says 'anyhoo' like they're trying to cover up a big mistake.

He dropped his phone in the toilet and said 'Anyhoo, let's talk about your haircut.'

She spilled coffee on her boss and said 'Anyhoo, what's your favorite color?'

He failed the test and said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna text my mom.'

3

A lame way to escape a bad situation by bringing up something random.

He got in trouble and said 'Anyhoo, I saw your sister eating a sock.'

She started screaming and said 'Anyhoo, my cat is a vampire.'

He said 'Anyhoo, my goldfish is running for president.'

4

A stupid thing people say to avoid getting in trouble or looking bad.

He said 'Anyhoo, my dog ate my homework.'

She said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna marry a chicken.'

He got caught cheating and said 'Anyhoo, I'm hungry.'

5

When you say 'anyhoo' like it's the most important thing in the world.

He said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna be king.'

She said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna take over the universe.'

He said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna eat your mom.'

6

A stupid way to move on from something that's clearly going bad.

He said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna fail this class.'

She said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna marry a sock.'

He said 'Anyhoo, I'm gonna eat your homework.'