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a dog that laughs at your failures and eats your leftovers
My dog just stared at me like I was a failed math test.
He ate my sandwich and called me a weakling.
He laughed when I tripped into the pool.
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a dog that thinks it’s the king of the trash can
He barked at the mailman like he was a low-life thief.
He claimed the whole neighborhood as his kingdom.
He refused to leave the trash can unless I gave him treats.
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a dog that’s more famous than you and probably richer
He’s got a million followers and I’ve got a broken bike.
He’s got a mansion and I’ve got a couch.
He’s got a movie and I’ve got a headache.