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A stupid party on the beach where everyone thinks they’re special, but no one actually gives a crap.

I showed up, drank a whole bottle of cheap wine, and left before the speeches started.

My cousin cried when the cake wasn’t glittery enough.

The only reason I went was because my ex posted a selfie there.

A fancy mess where people brag about their lives like they’re in a movie, but they’re just sad adults wearing sunglasses at noon.

I told my boss I was sick so I could avoid the 'family photo' part.

My aunt tried to dance in heels and fell into the punch bowl.

My uncle got so drunk he tried to kiss the pizza.

A big waste of time where people scream about love, but it’s just a bunch of fake feelings and bad hair.

My mom wore the same dress from 1998 and called it ‘timeless’.

My cousin’s speech was 20 minutes long and mostly about his cat.

I got stuck taking photos with a guy who smelled like old gym socks.