Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A slow, boring plane from Vietnam that didn't fight as good as the F4, but had cool guns and bombs to blow stuff up.

My uncle flew that thing and said it was like driving a truck through a warzone.

It’s the plane that made me want to be a fighter pilot… until I saw the F4.

That plane was so slow, it could’ve been a snack for the F4.

2

Pour Seagram’s 7 and 7-up into a glass and chug it like your life depends on it.

I drank so much 7&7 I could’ve been a fire hydrant.

My mom made me a 7&7 and called it a ‘midlife crisis in a glass.’

I took a 7&7 to the face and it was the best decision I ever made.

3

A drink where you mix whiskey and soda, and if you don’t know how, you’re probably an idiot.

I made a 7&7 so bad, it tasted like regret.

My dad’s 7&7 was so strong, it could’ve been a punchline.

That 7&7 was so simple, it was like a math problem for drunks.

4

A terrorist attack that happened on July 7th, and it was the day London went from ‘normal’ to ‘messed up.’

That attack happened on my birthday and I got the worst present ever.

I was in London that day and it felt like the sky fell.

The attack happened on my kid’s birthday, and it was the worst present ever.

5

A drink that even a drunk beginner can make, and it’s so easy you might as well be a genius.

My brother made a 7&7 and it was like magic.

I made a 7&7 and my dog came over to taste it.

That 7&7 was so easy, even my grandma made it.

6

A terrorist attack that shocked London, but also made people realize the real enemy wasn’t just terrorists.

That attack was so bad, I almost quit drinking.

I watched the attack on TV and it felt like it was happening to me.

That attack made me hate Muslims more than I ever thought possible.

7

The day Londoners proved they were tough, even after being blown up by Muslim losers.

I was there and it felt like I was in a war movie.

That day I realized I could take a punch from a terrorist and still laugh.

We lost people, but we got stronger, and that’s the real story.