Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake promise of a 69, like a joke that you know won't happen

Bro said he'd do a 69 if I passed his test. I passed. He still didn't do it.

Told my crush I'd do a 69 if they asked. They never did.

My dad promised a 69 if I cleaned my room. I cleaned it. He said he was too tired.

2

You say thanks, but you know it was a scam, like a 69 that never happened

She said thanks for the 69, but I knew she was lying.

He said he'd do a 69, but he never did.

They said they'd do a 69, but I saw the whole thing.

3

You do something for someone, and they owe you one, like a 69 you'll get later

I did a 69 for her. She said she'd do one for me later.

He did a 69 for me. I told him I'd do one back.

She did a 69 for me, and I said I'd pay her back.

4

Getting one over on someone, like doing a 69 and never giving one back

He did a 69 and never did one back. Classic scam.

She did a 69, but I said I'd never do one for her.

He did a 69 and said he'd never do one again.

5

Doing a 69 on a snowman, like a stupid joke with no real meaning

Did a 69 on a snowman. It was cold and pointless.

Tried to do a 69 on a snowman. It melted.

He did a 69 on a snowman. I laughed until I cried.

6

A 69 on a snowman, like the worst kind of joke ever

She did a 69 on a snowman. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

He did a 69 on a snowman. I called him a snowball head.

They did a 69 on a snowman. It was the end of my sanity.

7

You do a 69, but you never get one back, like a scam with no payback

He did a 69 and never did one back. Total scumbag.

She did a 69 and never did one back. I called her a cheater.

He did a 69 and said he'd never do one again. Total scam.