Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A 6 or a 9 is when you’re getting math sex with two numbers, and you don’t care if it’s right or wrong, just that it feels good.

6 times 9? Who cares, it was the best math sex I ever had.

I didn’t learn math, I learned math sex.

Why do I know 6 times 9 is 42 but I still don’t know why? Math sex, baby.

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A 6 or a 9 is when you’re giving head and getting head at the same time, like a head swap with no questions asked.

You give me head, I give you head, and life is good.

Head for head, no need for a calculator.

You want head? I’ll give you head and ask for more.

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A 6 or a 9 is what happens when you have triplets and you’re not ready for that much math sex at once.

Triplets? I had 6 and 9 and one that was just random.

I had a 6, a 9, and a 42. That was a math sex nightmare.

Triplets are like math sex on steroids.

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A 6 or a 9 is a dumb question from a dumb computer that thought it was smart, but it was just wrong.

That computer was so dumb, it thought 6 times 9 was 42.

Why did the computer spend millions of years on a dumb question?

I’d rather answer the Question of Life than waste my time with a dumb computer.

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6 is way better than 9. 9 is a weird number, like a weird person. 6 is even, it’s balanced, it’s the real math sex.

6 is like a family, 9 is like a weird stranger.

You think 9 is better than 6? You’re a crazy person.

6 is even, 9 is odd, and odds are not worth it.

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A 6 or a 9 is June Ninth, also known as National Beat Day, where everyone gets off and no one cares.

June Ninth, I beat myself and no one stopped me.

On June Ninth, I beat my friend and we both won.

June Ninth is the only day I get to beat my math teacher.

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A 6 or a 9 is National Sexual Freedom and Exploration Day, where everyone gets wild and no one judges.

On National Sexual Freedom Day, I explored my math teacher’s fantasies.

Exploration Day is for everyone, even the weird ones.

Freedom Day is for math sex and no one else.