a 3rd grade

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A place where kids, mostly students, take a big dump in front of everyone during class or a lecture. It's like the toilet talks back.

My teacher saw me sharting in math class and said, 'You’re not even trying to be a kid anymore.'

During science class, Tommy sharted so loud the teacher thought the ceiling was on fire.

At lunch, Sarah sharted so bad the cafeteria lady gave her a free cookie and a warning.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The time you learn that kissing is just a beginning and the real love comes when you're making out with someone in the back of the bus.

My friend said, 'Kissing is just a warm-up for real love, and real love is when you're making out and the bus driver doesn't even notice.'

During P. E., I learned that kissing is just the start of everything.

My crush told me, 'Kissing is cool, but the real love starts when we're both making out in the hallway.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you and two friends fight over the same boy on a rock during recess and you call him 3rd grade whenever you talk about him like he’s a piece of trash.

During recess, I fought over the same boy on a rock and now I call him 3rd grade every time I see him.

At lunch, my friend said, 'He’s 3rd grade because he’s a piece of trash and we all know it.'

We fought over the same boy on the rock, and now he’s 3rd grade forever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Kids who are 8 or 9 and still think that the school lunch is the best meal ever, even if it's just hot dog and mystery meat.

My 3rd grade class is the best because we still think mystery meat is a real food.

My friend said, 'I’m 3rd grade and I still think the school lunch is the best meal ever.'

At school, I asked my teacher, 'Why is the school lunch still the best meal ever?' and she said, 'Because you’re 3rd grade.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you eat way too much frying pan oil and your whole body goes crazy with the terror dactil and you poop your pants but it’s okay because your golden German Shepard is there to help you.

I ate so much frying pan oil that my body went into terror dactil and I pooped my pants, but my golden German Shepard saved me.

During lunch, I ate too much frying pan oil and my whole body started screaming.

I was so full of frying pan oil that I pooped my pants, but my golden German Shepard didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A way to describe waiting forever for something, like when you’re waiting for the bus and it feels like forever.

Waiting for the bus felt like 3rd grade because it took forever.

I waited for my friend like it was 3rd grade.

My teacher said, 'Waiting for your lunch is like 3rd grade because it feels like forever.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago