Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The worst kind of betrayal. You pee on them, poop on them, and then you blow load on them like they’re your new best friend.

My ex just did a #3 on me in the middle of the park. I’m still crying.

My brother did a #3 on my mom. She just stared at him like he was a ghost.

My crush did a #3 on my face. I’m gonna haunt them for life.

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It’s like a butt shooting out a fart cloud. The more < signs you use, the worse the fart gets. People think it’s a heart, but it’s just a fart with a complex.

My friend texted me 3<<<<<<<<3 and I got a fart so bad I cried.

I saw 3<3<3<3<3<3 on my screen and my dog died from the smell.

My mom used 3<3 and it just smelled like my gym sock.

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It’s when someone’s butt gets penetrated by another butt. The first 3 is the girl’s butt, the - is the guy’s junk, and the last 3 is the guy’s face as he gets stuffed.

My sister told me her boyfriend did a #3 on her. I threw up.

My dad did a #3 on my grandma. She just smiled and said 'I've had worse.'

My crush did a #3 on me and I cried like a baby.

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It’s when you make a face like you’re in love with someone. But it’s also a heart. It’s like a heart made out of eyes.

My crush sent me <3 and I got a heart in my eye. I cried.

My mom sent me <3 and I just stared at her like she was a weirdo.

My dad sent me <3 and I got heart eyes. I’m confused.

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It’s a heart. People use it when they’re lonely. Or when they’re texting their mom. Or when they’re texting their crush. It’s just a heart made of symbols.

I texted my crush <3 and he replied with <3. I was so happy.

I texted my mom <3 and she said 'You’re still my baby.'

I texted my ex <3 and he replied with a picture of his dog.

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It’s the number Gabe can’t count to. He tries, but he just yells and cries.

Gabe tried to count to 3 and he cried. He’s weak.

Gabe saw a 3 and he screamed. He’s a mess.

Gabe did a #3 on me. I’m still shaking.

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It’s a kissy face. The 3 is your lips and the - is your closed eyes. It’s the worst face ever.

My sister sent me -3- and I got a kissy face. I was so confused.

My mom sent me -3- and I just stared at her like she was a ghost.

My dad sent me -3- and I cried because he was weird.

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A <3 is like a butt shooting out a fart cloud, but way more annoying. The more <'s you use, the more farts you're letting out, and the more people around you will want to punch you.

3<<<<<<<<3, I just passed gas so hard I think I broke my pants

3<3<3<3<3<3, I ate six tacos and now I'm a walking fart machine

3<3, I just farted and I'm proud

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A <3 is when a guy sticks his penis in a woman’s ass. The first 3 is the woman's butt, the - is his penis, and the last 3 is his face when he realizes he’s gonna regret this.

3-3, I just got butt-fucked by my boss

3-3, My mom did that to me and I still hate her

3-3, Why is my butt so sore? I think I got butt-fucked by my crush

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A <3 is a heart emoticon, like when you’re too lovey-dovey to say anything else. It’s for people who think hearts are cool and also weird.

<3, I just saw my crush and I’m dying

<3, My crush texted me and I’m hyperventilating

<3, My crush said I’m cute and now I can’t breathe

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A <3 is when you're lonely and you type it because you don’t know how to say you miss your mom. It’s also when you’re texting your mom because you’re lonely and also weird.

<3, I miss my mom and I’m crying

<3, My mom texted me and I’m happy

<3, I’m lonely and I just typed this

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