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A hole that smells like old socks and regret
My aunt's pagoga is louder than a jackhammer at a party
He tried to fit a whole pizza in her pagoga and it came out the other side
I saw her pagoga in the mirror and I almost cried
Pagoga
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A place where magic and bad decisions meet
She said she'd never use her pagoga again after that man's face came out
He used his pagoga as a weapon in the lunchroom fight
My dog ran into her pagoga and now he won't stop barking
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A trap that nobody wants to fall into
He fell into her pagoga and now he's stuck in a relationship
I had to pull my brother out of her pagoga and he was crying
My mom's pagoga is so strong it pulled the whole house down
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A portal to another dimension and also a toilet
He used her pagoga as a portal and ended up in the mall
She said her pagoga was the reason she failed math
My uncle's pagoga is so big it has its own zip code
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A cave that only opens when you're drunk
He tried to open her pagoga at 3 a. m. and it was a disaster
My friend's pagoga only works on Fridays
She said her pagoga was closed for repairs and it was a lie
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A hole that can eat your soul
He said his pagoga ate his soul and now he's a ghost
She tried to feed her pagoga a sandwich and it came out the other side
My brother's pagoga is so deep it has its own planet