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a fat penis that makes you question your life choices
My obenis is so big, I think it's trying to take over my body.
I woke up and my obenis was already mad at me.
My obenis is like a couch that's also angry at you.
Obenis
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a penis so big, it’s like it has its own zip code
My obenis has its own zip code and it’s sending me a bill.
I tried to hide my obenis, but it moved out of my pants and into my neighbor’s house.
My obenis is so big, it got its own GPS.
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a meaty wonder that’s too big for its own good
My obenis is so big, it’s like it’s trying to be a whole new person.
I tried to fit my obenis in my pants, and now my pants are in therapy.
My obenis is so big, it’s got its own LinkedIn.