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Life’s a big fat cuss and you’re stuck on the roller coaster
I woke up late, missed my bus, and my dog ate my homework
My ex texted me during my lunch break
I got fired and my cat hates me now
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Life kicks your ass and you’re here to suffer with it
My car broke down on the highway
My boss yelled at me for no reason
I got stuck in traffic and my coffee spilled
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Life’s a dirtbag and you’re its worst nightmare
I got a flat tire and it started raining
My dog ran away and I had to work double shifts
My phone died and I lost my only photo of my mom