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a person who talks so much crap it sounds like a broken toilet
He was talking about his dog like it was the president
She said her pizza was better than the moon
He told me his ex was a ghost who lived in a cereal box
kak spieler
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someone who spits out words like they're throwing up glitter and garbage
He said his job was harder than being a dragon
She claimed her hair was made of gold
He told me he could bench press a skyscraper
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a human who rants like they’re the king of a broken kazoo band
He said his ex was the reason the sun didn’t rise
She told me her cat was a wizard who knew all the secrets
He claimed he could run faster than a bullet
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a person who talks so much trash it’s like a garbage truck hit a hot dog
He said his pizza was better than Einstein
She told me her dog could beat a superhero
He claimed he could eat a whole mountain
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someone who talks nonsense like it’s a free pass to a clown convention
He said his coffee was the reason the moon was born
She claimed her cat was the president of the universe
He told me he could sing better than a goat
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a human who rants like they’re the mayor of a broken rubber chicken factory
He said his ex was the reason the sky was blue
She told me her dog could speak fluent alien
He claimed he could run a marathon in 10 seconds