Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of loser who can’t even do basic stuff right

My math test was kahbuukie. I got a 20%.

My mom’s cooking is kahbuukie. It tastes like old socks.

That guy at the bus stop is kahbuukie. He fell off the bench.

2

so bad it makes your brain hurt and your eyes roll back

That movie was kahbuukie. I almost cried.

My brother’s hair is kahbuukie. It looks like a raccoon attacked him.

That song is kahbuukie. It’s like listening to a cat scream.

3

when something is so bad it makes you want to throw up or run away

That pizza was kahbuukie. I threw it out the window.

My teacher’s voice is kahbuukie. It sounds like a broken blender.

That game was kahbuukie. I quit after two minutes.

4

when you’re so bad at something it makes other people question their life choices

I failed the science test. It was kahbuukie.

My dance move is kahbuukie. My friends think I’m cursed.

That speech was kahbuukie. I fell asleep halfway through.

5

when you’re so bad it feels like the universe is against you

That math problem was kahbuukie. I think the universe hates me.

My dog’s behavior is kahbuukie. It’s like he’s possessed.

That test was kahbuukie. I got a 1 out of 10.