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a hillbilly with more dirt than sense
He tried to eat a sandwich with his hands and got sauce on his jeans.
He called me 'big man' and then fell off a chair.
He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
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a kid who thinks a football is a real meal
He tried to eat a football and got stuck on the goalpost.
He ate a whole football and still didn't get full.
He tried to throw a football and it came back at him like a boomerang.
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a boy who thinks a truck is a spaceship
He tried to fly his truck and crashed into a tree.
He said his truck was going to Mars and left his lunch on the seat.
He tried to take off in a truck and got stuck in the driveway.