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A man with a cock so big it makes the whole block proud
Yo, that jabarr walked in and the whole bar got quiet
He showed up to the party with a cock so big it blocked the moon
My cousin’s dog tried to hump him and got knocked out
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A guy whose pecker is so long it could be a ladder
He went to the gym and the weights moved out of the way
He tried to squeeze into the elevator and the doors broke
His penis is so long it has its own zip code
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A man who’s so big down there, he could be a superhero
He saved the day by just standing there
The whole neighborhood got a hard-on just by seeing him
He had to wear a cape because his cock was too big
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A man who’s so big, he could be a statue
They built a statue in his honor, but it turned out to be him
He’s so big, the statue got jealous
He stood in front of the statue and it looked tiny
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A guy whose cock is so big, it has its own Instagram
He posts daily pics of his cock and it’s got 100k followers
His cock is famous and has a following
He’s got a bio, a filter, and a whole team
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A man so big down there, he could be a wrestler
He pinned every guy in the ring just by standing there
He took on the whole wrestling team and won
His cock is so strong, it can bench press a truck