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A sausage-shaped meatball who thinks they’re a rockstar
My cousin said that after eating three pizzas
My dog called me that when I tried to walk on the couch
My teacher said that when I ate the class snack
I'm a fat fucking pig
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A human-shaped donut who thinks they’re a king
My mom said that after I ate all the donuts
My friend called me that when I sat on the throne
My dad said that after I ate the cake
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A bacon-covered blob who thinks they’re a superhero
My brother said that after I ate all the bacon
My neighbor called me that when I saved the cat
My pet turtle said that when I ate his food