i'd destroy

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I’d knock it down like a drunk man at a bar fight

I’d destroy that pizza before it even got to my mouth

I’d crush that math test like it was my nemesis

I’d flatten that burger like it was my archenemy

I’d rip it apart like a wild dog with a bone

I’d destroy that homework like it was a bad idea

I’d tear that shirt apart like it was a bad relationship

I’d break that phone like it was a bad day

I’d beat it like a drum with a baseball bat

I’d destroy that cake like it was my last hope

I’d smash that door like it was my ex

I’d wreck that game like it was my rival