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To be so dumb it’s like your brain took a vacation and forgot to come back.
My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. Hailmut.
The dog tried to chew through the door. Hailmut.
He said the sky is green. Hailmut.
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So dumb you could’ve been born from a mistake.
She thought the sun was a giant lamp. Hailmut.
He tried to talk to a wall. Hailmut.
He believed the moon was made of cheese. Hailmut.
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So clueless you might as well be a brick.
He tried to text with his feet. Hailmut.
She thought the computer was alive. Hailmut.
He tried to teach the dog to fly. Hailmut.
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So dumb you could’ve been dropped on your head as a baby.
He tried to cook with a hammer. Hailmut.
She thought clouds were made of cotton candy. Hailmut.
He said the ocean was a giant puddle. Hailmut.
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So brainless you could’ve been hit by a bus and not noticed.
He tried to dance with a tree. Hailmut.
She said the sky was purple. Hailmut.
He tried to eat a shoe. Hailmut.