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A hobo who’s always got a hard-on and thinks every stranger is a love interest
I saw a Habbon trying to flirt with a trash can
He hit on me while I was eating a sandwich
He tried to propose to a pigeon
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A homeless guy who’s always hot and thinks he’s the king of the street
He yelled at a cop because he said he was the king of the street
He tried to dance with a mailbox
He asked me for a date while I was sleeping
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A guy who’s always horny and thinks he’s the best person ever
He told me he was the best person ever and tried to kiss me
He took a nap on my feet and said it was a love note
He tried to sell me a used sock as a love token
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A hobo who’s always got a boner and thinks everyone is his girlfriend
He called me his girlfriend and tried to hug a lamp post
He said he was in love with the sky
He tried to propose to a squirrel
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A homeless man who’s always turned on and thinks he’s the main character of a movie
He told me he was the main character of a movie and tried to fight a bus
He said he was about to save the world
He tried to seduce a pizza delivery guy
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A guy who lives on the street and can’t stop thinking about sex
He tried to explain his love life to a dog
He told me he had 100 girlfriends
He tried to get a fish to flirt with him