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a brainless meat sack who thinks they're cool
He tried to rap and it sounded like a goat coughing
She wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement
He asked me for advice and then ignored it
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the human version of a broken toaster
He tried to make coffee and burned down the kitchen
He said he was a chef and brought a sandwich to a restaurant
He tried to flirt and just stared at my shoes
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a person who has no idea what they're doing and doesn't care
He took over the game and lost it in 30 seconds
She tried to be a DJ and played the same song 10 times
He texted me a picture of his feet and called it art
4
a person who is so dumb it hurts
He tried to fix the internet and unplugged the whole house
She thinks the moon is made of cheese and is totally okay with that
He told me he was a superhero and his power was 'being annoying'
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the kind of person who would wear a hat in a snowstorm
He wore a hat inside and then complained about the heat
She put on a hat and then fell over
He had a hat on when he went to sleep and woke up with a headache
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a person who is so clueless it's a crime
He got lost in the mall and asked a statue for directions
She tried to read a book and fell asleep in the middle of it
He asked me what the sky was and I had to explain it to him