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when your significant other says no to FaceTime and acts like they’re in prison
No. I’m in FaceTime jail. Don’t come near me.
FaceTime jail? I’ve been here since Tuesday.
I’d rather be in real jail than FaceTime jail.
FaceTime jail
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when your significant other refuses to FaceTime and calls it a life sentence
I’m serving a life sentence in FaceTime jail.
You can’t just FaceTime me out of this.
I’m going to die in FaceTime jail.
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when your significant other blocks you on FaceTime and says they’re never coming back
I’m never coming back. FaceTime jail is forever.
You blocked me? That’s the last straw.
I’m gone. FaceTime jail is my new home.