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A weakling who cries when life slaps him
He got rejected from college and now he's sobbing in the bathroom
He quit his job because his boss said he was bad at his job
He cried when his pet goldfish died
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A human trash can who smells like old pizza and regret
He eats pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner and smells like a gym sock
He forgot to take a shower for three weeks and now he's a walking disaster
He used to be cool but now he's just a sad meatball on a plate
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A human who can't handle even the smallest amount of stress
He got yelled at by his mom and now he's hiding under his bed
He failed a test and now he's screaming into a pillow
He broke up with his girlfriend and now he's eating ice cream for breakfast
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A guy who thinks he's a king but is really just a sad frog in a pond
He thinks he's the best at everything but can't even beat his little brother at chess
He claims he's a rockstar but can't even sing the national anthem
He thinks he's a superhero but can't even lift a couch
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A person who is so bad at life it's almost admirable
He tried to cook and now his kitchen is on fire
He tried to dance and now he's just a sad flamingo
He tried to be cool and now he's just a sad flamingo in a sad flamingo suit
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A human who would lose a fight to a chicken
He got into a fight with a chicken and lost
He tried to beat up a chicken and now he's crying
He ran away from a chicken and now he's hiding in a tree