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A bottle of booze that hits you like a drunk truck
I downed a quart of whiskey and my roommate passed out on the floor.
That quart of vodka was my last hope for survival.
A quart of rum is the only thing that can fix a bad day.
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The Canadian way to get drunk without crying
My cousin drank a quart of rum and still managed to sing opera.
That quart of whiskey was the only thing keeping her from breaking up with her boyfriend.
He drank a quart of tequila and started dancing in the grocery store.
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A loud, smelly escape from both ends of your body at the same time
She let out a quart and the whole bus smelled like old socks.
He farted and queefed so loud, the dog ran out of the room.
That quart was so bad, the neighbor called the police.
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The amount of weed you need to get high and not feel like a zombie
A quart of weed is the only way I can survive the weekend.
She smoked a quart and started talking to the ceiling.
That quart of pot made me forget my own name.
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When your butt and your vagina decide to party together
She had a quart and the whole room laughed at her.
He did a quart and his dog walked out of the house.
That quart was so loud, the neighbors came over to complain.
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A tiny queef followed by a giant mess coming out of your vagina
She did a quart and the whole class turned around.
He had a quart and his mom walked in on him.
That quart was so big, it made the dog sneeze.
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When a woman lets out a fart and a queef at the same time
She did a quart in the middle of the meeting and no one said a word.
He saw her do a quart and walked out of the room.
That quart was so loud, the teacher had to stop the class.